SENATE SCRUTINISES PM’S PET BEHAVIOUR
“The toilet habits of Prime Minister Kevin Rudd's pets have featured in the year's first round of Senate Estimate Hearings in Canberra.
Liberal Senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells and her colleagues last night questioned what impact Mr Rudd's cat, Jasper, and his golden retriever, Abby, would have on the state of the lawns at the Lodge.
Special Minister of State Senator John Faulkner says the pets are well supervised. "Dogs do go outside for the odd toilet stop, as has been described," he told the Senate. "I can inform you, Senator Fierravanti-Wells, that Abby is free to go outside, but she generally only goes outside when she is accompanied by a member of the family or staff ... apart from a brief toilet trip."
Senator Faulkner said he was unaware of any ruling that staff were required to escort the animals outside.
"All I can tell you is that these are indoor pets that sometimes go outside," he said.”
Yes, Concetta ... indoor pets sometimes go outside, unless, of course, your indoor pet happens to be a goldfish. And bears shit in the woods and the Pope is a Catholic. Extraordinary, I know, and extraordinarily disturbing to boot, but what's a person to do?
What I just simply can't wrap my head around is that people actually pay this silly cunt for farting about with this type of rubbish and she no doubt labors under the illusion that it actually constitutes "work".
From 2007, Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Down Boy”
“The toilet habits of Prime Minister Kevin Rudd's pets have featured in the year's first round of Senate Estimate Hearings in Canberra.
Liberal Senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells and her colleagues last night questioned what impact Mr Rudd's cat, Jasper, and his golden retriever, Abby, would have on the state of the lawns at the Lodge.
Special Minister of State Senator John Faulkner says the pets are well supervised. "Dogs do go outside for the odd toilet stop, as has been described," he told the Senate. "I can inform you, Senator Fierravanti-Wells, that Abby is free to go outside, but she generally only goes outside when she is accompanied by a member of the family or staff ... apart from a brief toilet trip."
Senator Faulkner said he was unaware of any ruling that staff were required to escort the animals outside.
"All I can tell you is that these are indoor pets that sometimes go outside," he said.”
Yes, Concetta ... indoor pets sometimes go outside, unless, of course, your indoor pet happens to be a goldfish. And bears shit in the woods and the Pope is a Catholic. Extraordinary, I know, and extraordinarily disturbing to boot, but what's a person to do?
What I just simply can't wrap my head around is that people actually pay this silly cunt for farting about with this type of rubbish and she no doubt labors under the illusion that it actually constitutes "work".
From 2007, Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Down Boy”
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