- Thing is, people want it to be a period thing … they should think about it now.
- Bring it up to date …
- Yes, bring it up to date, do it now.
- Okay.
- So. Is, then … Is … “Casablanca” “the” place? Or is it “a” place?
- If it’s a place, then it’s a nightclub, right?
- But the nightclub is called “Ricks” …
- So you got a guy called Rick runnin’ a nightclub called “Casablanca” … that works for me …
- But what happens? Where is he that something can happen? … No. It has to be that it’s the place.
- Exotic, like.
- Yes. So stuff can happen. Foreign stuff. Nobody’s gonna give a fuck about some guy runnin’ a bar called “Casablanca” in Pittsburgh. You see, the old one, that’s World War II, for Christ’s sake. No-one’s interested in that stuff anymore. It’s history.
- History. Pfhht. That’s just for dusting.
- You need new foreign stuff … Arabs 'n' shit. There’s Arabs there.
- They can be sneakin’ around …
- Doin’ Arab stuff.
- With guns ‘n’ shit.
- And the letters of transit … from the original …
- I’m trying to think …
- … They can be something else. Something … ancient, yeah? Rare shit. Ancient. Holy. Dangerous shit ... Old, holy, dangerous shit. Huh?
- You get some Dan Brown thing happening there.
- Yes. Some Dan Brown thing … that worked for him. So. We got Ilsa trying to get this ancient, holy hoodoo out of the country …
- It’s cursed. If the hoodoo’s cursed, you could get some “Mummy” action in. Sandstorms, like that. After all, it’s the desert, let’s fuckin’ use it while it’s there.
- I dunno I want a “Mummy” thing goin’ on … Anyway, this old hoodoo don’t belong in Arab land, it was stolen, blah blah blah, has to be returned to its rightful place, blah-de-blah-de-blah, and they gotta smuggle it out, but first they need Rick to pull a few favours with the military, so they can get … you know … the thing out … without, without, er … you know, getting searched and stuff.
- Is it a military hoodoo?
- No, it’s a holy hoodoo.
- Why does the army care?
- Who’s army?
- Theirs.
- They’re Arabs. It’s all the same to them.
- How does he pull favours?
- I don’t fucking know. He just does. Fuck, I mean … they’re fucking Arabs, y’know?
- Fuckin’ way to run a fuckin’ military.
- What can I say? It’s why it works out … if they knew what they were doing, they’d do it, we wouldn’t have a story.
- We wouldn’t have a fuckin’ paycheck.
- They’re Arabs. They fuck it up.
- Our guys win.
- What else? … We get Blanchett for Ilse, Clooney for Rick …
- Clooney’ll wanna have a few pals along.
- I don’t care. We’ll let him have David Strathairn for Captain Renault. Maybe we could get Brad Pitt or Matty D. for the Victor Laszlo part … he’ll go for that. Fuck, maybe he puts some money in. Huh?
- Steve Buscemi does the Peter Lorre part.
- That’s fuckin’ excellent. I like that.
- Thank you.
- No. No, really, that’s good. What about, in that vein, what do you think … John Goodman in Sydney Greenstreet’s role?
- Fuck, yes. I can see that. They’ve both worked together before anyway, haven’t they?
- I dunno. Have they?
- In the … the, the, Coen thing.
- Huh?
- The Coens.
- …
- The Coens.
- Yeah.
- You know.
- Yeah yeah yeah yeah … Yeah … Anyway, if they’ve worked together before, it’s good. They’re already friends. You see?
- Very smooth.
- As it should be.
- …
- …
- “McCasaburger”.
- Huh?
- “McCasaburger”. The burger. Tie-in.
- Nice.
- A true taste of the desert.
- What would that be?
- I dunno. I’ve never eaten a burger in the desert.
- Fuckin’ flies …
- Maybe … I think maybe they can just make it, you know, deserty by putting some fruit on it. …
- Dates with meat … Do dates go with meat? What’s an Arab fruit?
- … An’ a new sauce.
- Hommous!
- Perfect!
- Right …
- Okay …
- …
- …
- Fuck. We’re really good at this, you know?
- Bring it up to date …
- Yes, bring it up to date, do it now.
- Okay.
- So. Is, then … Is … “Casablanca” “the” place? Or is it “a” place?
- If it’s a place, then it’s a nightclub, right?
- But the nightclub is called “Ricks” …
- So you got a guy called Rick runnin’ a nightclub called “Casablanca” … that works for me …
- But what happens? Where is he that something can happen? … No. It has to be that it’s the place.
- Exotic, like.
- Yes. So stuff can happen. Foreign stuff. Nobody’s gonna give a fuck about some guy runnin’ a bar called “Casablanca” in Pittsburgh. You see, the old one, that’s World War II, for Christ’s sake. No-one’s interested in that stuff anymore. It’s history.
- History. Pfhht. That’s just for dusting.
- You need new foreign stuff … Arabs 'n' shit. There’s Arabs there.
- They can be sneakin’ around …
- Doin’ Arab stuff.
- With guns ‘n’ shit.
- And the letters of transit … from the original …
- I’m trying to think …
- … They can be something else. Something … ancient, yeah? Rare shit. Ancient. Holy. Dangerous shit ... Old, holy, dangerous shit. Huh?
- You get some Dan Brown thing happening there.
- Yes. Some Dan Brown thing … that worked for him. So. We got Ilsa trying to get this ancient, holy hoodoo out of the country …
- It’s cursed. If the hoodoo’s cursed, you could get some “Mummy” action in. Sandstorms, like that. After all, it’s the desert, let’s fuckin’ use it while it’s there.
- I dunno I want a “Mummy” thing goin’ on … Anyway, this old hoodoo don’t belong in Arab land, it was stolen, blah blah blah, has to be returned to its rightful place, blah-de-blah-de-blah, and they gotta smuggle it out, but first they need Rick to pull a few favours with the military, so they can get … you know … the thing out … without, without, er … you know, getting searched and stuff.
- Is it a military hoodoo?
- No, it’s a holy hoodoo.
- Why does the army care?
- Who’s army?
- Theirs.
- They’re Arabs. It’s all the same to them.
- How does he pull favours?
- I don’t fucking know. He just does. Fuck, I mean … they’re fucking Arabs, y’know?
- Fuckin’ way to run a fuckin’ military.
- What can I say? It’s why it works out … if they knew what they were doing, they’d do it, we wouldn’t have a story.
- We wouldn’t have a fuckin’ paycheck.
- They’re Arabs. They fuck it up.
- Our guys win.
- What else? … We get Blanchett for Ilse, Clooney for Rick …
- Clooney’ll wanna have a few pals along.
- I don’t care. We’ll let him have David Strathairn for Captain Renault. Maybe we could get Brad Pitt or Matty D. for the Victor Laszlo part … he’ll go for that. Fuck, maybe he puts some money in. Huh?
- Steve Buscemi does the Peter Lorre part.
- That’s fuckin’ excellent. I like that.
- Thank you.
- No. No, really, that’s good. What about, in that vein, what do you think … John Goodman in Sydney Greenstreet’s role?
- Fuck, yes. I can see that. They’ve both worked together before anyway, haven’t they?
- I dunno. Have they?
- In the … the, the, Coen thing.
- Huh?
- The Coens.
- …
- The Coens.
- Yeah.
- You know.
- Yeah yeah yeah yeah … Yeah … Anyway, if they’ve worked together before, it’s good. They’re already friends. You see?
- Very smooth.
- As it should be.
- …
- …
- “McCasaburger”.
- Huh?
- “McCasaburger”. The burger. Tie-in.
- Nice.
- A true taste of the desert.
- What would that be?
- I dunno. I’ve never eaten a burger in the desert.
- Fuckin’ flies …
- Maybe … I think maybe they can just make it, you know, deserty by putting some fruit on it. …
- Dates with meat … Do dates go with meat? What’s an Arab fruit?
- … An’ a new sauce.
- Hommous!
- Perfect!
- Right …
- Okay …
- …
- …
- Fuck. We’re really good at this, you know?
- Yes. Yes, we are.
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