ATTACK OF THE WEEING WOMEN’S BABY-KILLING ALIEN ACID PEE!!!!

According to the president of the International Federation of Catholic Medical Associations …

“The pill "has for some years had devastating effects on the environment by releasing tonnes of hormones into nature" through female urine”

"We have sufficient evidence to state that a non-negligible cause of male infertility in the West is the environmental pollution caused by the pill," he said, without elaborating further.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Although it gives good material for a catchy headline.