Now that I’ve been a God for a bit now, I thought I’d take a break and go down to Sydney for a visit.
But then I realised that being a God means you’re everywhere all at once and all at the same time, so I must’ve already been there when I arrived.
I could have saved myself the fucking air fare.
I’m so dense at times.
Anyway.
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Food tastes the same when you’re a God. You’d think it’d be spiffed up a bit, wouldn’t you?
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I had a burger with cheese for lunch yesterday. And a Coke.
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We have a vending machine upstairs. You can get Coke for a buck forty a can. At the shop it’s two bucks.
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That’s sixty cents.
Difference.
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If you had, let’s see, if you had a can of Coke every day of the year for lunch, and you bought it upstairs instead of the shop, that’d be, it’d be … about two hundred bucks a year.
Difference.
Saved.
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I did that without a calculator.
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We’re good at stuff like that. Gods.
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I might have a pizza today.
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Or a pie. And a sausage roll.
There’s a good pie shop the other side of the station.
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It’s okay, I mean. It’s not fantastic. What I mean by “good”. You know?
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I must be in a mood.
Do you think?
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It’s not easy being a God. Lots of stuff to do. To think about.
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Lots.
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There’s a curry house up the road.
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I like curry.
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But then I realised that being a God means you’re everywhere all at once and all at the same time, so I must’ve already been there when I arrived.
I could have saved myself the fucking air fare.
I’m so dense at times.
Anyway.
…
…
…
Food tastes the same when you’re a God. You’d think it’d be spiffed up a bit, wouldn’t you?
…
…
…
I had a burger with cheese for lunch yesterday. And a Coke.
…
…
…
We have a vending machine upstairs. You can get Coke for a buck forty a can. At the shop it’s two bucks.
…
…
…
That’s sixty cents.
Difference.
…
…
…
If you had, let’s see, if you had a can of Coke every day of the year for lunch, and you bought it upstairs instead of the shop, that’d be, it’d be … about two hundred bucks a year.
Difference.
Saved.
…
…
…
I did that without a calculator.
…
…
…
We’re good at stuff like that. Gods.
…
…
…
I might have a pizza today.
…
…
…
Or a pie. And a sausage roll.
There’s a good pie shop the other side of the station.
…
…
…
It’s okay, I mean. It’s not fantastic. What I mean by “good”. You know?
…
…
…
I must be in a mood.
Do you think?
…
…
…
It’s not easy being a God. Lots of stuff to do. To think about.
…
…
…
Lots.
…
…
…
There’s a curry house up the road.
…
…
…
I like curry.
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