So I wander up to the local Blockbuster on the weekend ... they've changed their system for television series rental. Instead of one disc at a time (3 or 4 episodes), you can now rent an ENTIRE SEASON for six and a half bucks a week.
WOO-HOO!
Having heard good things about it, but having not bothered when it was on free-to-air television earlier last year or whenever, because, when it comes to free-to-air television these days to do so is a waste of time, I rent season one of the “re-imagined” "Battlestar Galactica" ...
Season one, disc one, episode one ... it begins ...
"Previously on Battlestar Galactica ..."
Previously?
PREVIOUSLY?!
WHADDYA FUCKING MEAN, PREVIOUSLY?! THERE IS NO PREVIOUSLY!!!!
SEASON ONE, DISC ONE, EPISODE ONE!!
ONE!! ONE!! ONE!!!!!!!!!! O-N-E!!!!!!!!!
Oh, you mean you DIDN'T put the pilot episode on?
WOO-HOO!
Having heard good things about it, but having not bothered when it was on free-to-air television earlier last year or whenever, because, when it comes to free-to-air television these days to do so is a waste of time, I rent season one of the “re-imagined” "Battlestar Galactica" ...
Season one, disc one, episode one ... it begins ...
"Previously on Battlestar Galactica ..."
Previously?
PREVIOUSLY?!
WHADDYA FUCKING MEAN, PREVIOUSLY?! THERE IS NO PREVIOUSLY!!!!
SEASON ONE, DISC ONE, EPISODE ONE!!
ONE!! ONE!! ONE!!!!!!!!!! O-N-E!!!!!!!!!
Oh, you mean you DIDN'T put the pilot episode on?
....
You miserable, tightarse, filthy little fuckers.
I hope you all die of cancer.
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