We are now the most hysterically stupid nation on the face of the earth ...
... Of all the countries on the planet, I am convinced that Australia now leads the world in having the highest percentage of whingeing, whining, grasping, greedy, pseudo-puritanical poncing little fusspots, busybodies, moral panic merchants and general all-purpose knobjockeys and know-it-all and know-what’s-best-for-you obsessive-compulsive hysterics within its borders ...
... So let us dispense once and for all with the mythical "Whingeing Pom" for the noise they make is but a distant whimper compared to the perpetual cacophony of complaints that greets every new dawn from the footsoldiers in the legions of the stupid that comprise the good ol' true-blue, dinkum Aussie bloke and sheila, the "ordinary, average Australian working family" who now run rabid throughout the land in a manner that would make a plague of cane toads seem but a mere piffling trifle ...
When it comes to whingeing, we just never seem to quit.
... We are now a nation besieged, apparently. A pedophile lurks at every corner. A hundred million billion images of child pornography fester behind every link on every website one may ever conceivably click. That man in the park with that boy, that child, is not his father or grandfather, but an evil minion of Satan definitely up to no good. That bloke going into that public toilet is not going there to take a pee, but intends instead to loiter with dastardly criminal intent. That teacher looks suspicious. That single fellow who lives down the road ... hmmm, he's a quiet one, he is. You know what they say, "You've got to keep your eye out for the quiet ones" ... "Let us kill him in the public square" ...
... Those teenagers at that pub ... they're ... DRINKING! And SMOKING! And then ... and then ... My God, then, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE SEX AND DESTROY THE WORLD! ... THOSE FAT PEOPLE WILL KILL US! THAT BURNT SAUSAGE YOU HAD 25 YEARS AGO AT THAT BARBECUE WILL GIVE YOU CANCER! SO WILL YOUR MOBILE PHONE! ... AND SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT GORDON RAMSEY, FOR HE IS THE ANTI-CHRIST WHO WILL DELIVER OUR CHILDREN UP UNTO A PIT OF HELLFIRE AND ETERNAL DAMNATION!
And I only earn $150,000 a year and was intending to have children, but however will I manage now without a government handout?
Poor me. Poor them. Poor us. Oh, woe.
Can people honestly believe that the dirty little creeps who regularly deal in child pornography and pedophilia will leave their sweaty little keyboards behind and don a plastic mac in order to pop off to an art gallery, sip some cheap wine, nibble a canapé or two and then slink off to the gallery toilet to have a quick fiddle with themselves? What utter rubbish.
Cheesus Crust on a cross, as a nation we've all gone completely ratty in the head, it would seem. About anything and everything imaginable.
As at 8.55 a.m. this morning what were the most "popular" "news" stories of the day on the News.com.au website? How about "Web dating can be disappointing" at No.1? How about "Jodie "cheated" on dumped lesbian lover" coming in at No.2? Or "Teenage boy jailed for taking call in court" at No.3? And "Briefs may fly in Zaetta sex scandal" at No.4? And at No.5, "Police raid on naked kids "art"?
What a pack of brain-dead fucking maroons we have all become.
New Zealand looks inviting ...
... Or Tasmania perhaps. That's practically another country. I might go there.
I hear they give good fruit.
UPDATE: Same as it ever was - Jonathan Jones from The Guardian
Gallery manager Amanda Rowell said the reaction was blown out of proportion. "It has never been like this before. This is no different to any other exhibition he's had and he's had many exhibitions here," she said. "He's a master, there's no one in the world like him."
College of Fine Arts Associate Professor Joanne Mendelsohnthinks the reaction to Henson's work is surprising. "I remember seeing a major exhibition of his work at the Art Gallery of New South Wales, it might have been his Venice works, about 10 years ago. Not a peep, not a murmur, and yet the work that was shown then is remarkably similar to the work that has caused such an uproar now," she said.Well, 10 years of a government led by a man with a grand passion for a tracksuit and who once argued for the rights of various redneck, racist dickheads to take Australian flags to a fucking rock concert will do that to a country, I guess. And it won't be getting any better at any time soon, given that we are now governed by a man who feels the appropriate way to celebrate an election victory after 11 years in opposition is with a cup of tea and a fucking biscuit.
... Of all the countries on the planet, I am convinced that Australia now leads the world in having the highest percentage of whingeing, whining, grasping, greedy, pseudo-puritanical poncing little fusspots, busybodies, moral panic merchants and general all-purpose knobjockeys and know-it-all and know-what’s-best-for-you obsessive-compulsive hysterics within its borders ...
... So let us dispense once and for all with the mythical "Whingeing Pom" for the noise they make is but a distant whimper compared to the perpetual cacophony of complaints that greets every new dawn from the footsoldiers in the legions of the stupid that comprise the good ol' true-blue, dinkum Aussie bloke and sheila, the "ordinary, average Australian working family" who now run rabid throughout the land in a manner that would make a plague of cane toads seem but a mere piffling trifle ...
When it comes to whingeing, we just never seem to quit.
... We are now a nation besieged, apparently. A pedophile lurks at every corner. A hundred million billion images of child pornography fester behind every link on every website one may ever conceivably click. That man in the park with that boy, that child, is not his father or grandfather, but an evil minion of Satan definitely up to no good. That bloke going into that public toilet is not going there to take a pee, but intends instead to loiter with dastardly criminal intent. That teacher looks suspicious. That single fellow who lives down the road ... hmmm, he's a quiet one, he is. You know what they say, "You've got to keep your eye out for the quiet ones" ... "Let us kill him in the public square" ...
... Those teenagers at that pub ... they're ... DRINKING! And SMOKING! And then ... and then ... My God, then, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE SEX AND DESTROY THE WORLD! ... THOSE FAT PEOPLE WILL KILL US! THAT BURNT SAUSAGE YOU HAD 25 YEARS AGO AT THAT BARBECUE WILL GIVE YOU CANCER! SO WILL YOUR MOBILE PHONE! ... AND SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT GORDON RAMSEY, FOR HE IS THE ANTI-CHRIST WHO WILL DELIVER OUR CHILDREN UP UNTO A PIT OF HELLFIRE AND ETERNAL DAMNATION!
And I only earn $150,000 a year and was intending to have children, but however will I manage now without a government handout?
Poor me. Poor them. Poor us. Oh, woe.
Can people honestly believe that the dirty little creeps who regularly deal in child pornography and pedophilia will leave their sweaty little keyboards behind and don a plastic mac in order to pop off to an art gallery, sip some cheap wine, nibble a canapé or two and then slink off to the gallery toilet to have a quick fiddle with themselves? What utter rubbish.
Cheesus Crust on a cross, as a nation we've all gone completely ratty in the head, it would seem. About anything and everything imaginable.
As at 8.55 a.m. this morning what were the most "popular" "news" stories of the day on the News.com.au website? How about "Web dating can be disappointing" at No.1? How about "Jodie "cheated" on dumped lesbian lover" coming in at No.2? Or "Teenage boy jailed for taking call in court" at No.3? And "Briefs may fly in Zaetta sex scandal" at No.4? And at No.5, "Police raid on naked kids "art"?
What a pack of brain-dead fucking maroons we have all become.
New Zealand looks inviting ...
... Or Tasmania perhaps. That's practically another country. I might go there.
I hear they give good fruit.
UPDATE: Same as it ever was - Jonathan Jones from The Guardian
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