Thursday 1 May 2008

THE WAR ON CHAIR SNIFFING

A headline to lift the spirits of a nation's people ... A thing of rare beauty ... An uplifting tale of inspiring perseverance in the face of an angry mob's most hateful accusations, bigotry and prejudice ...

BRENDAN NELSON BACKS CHAIR-SNIFFING TROY BUSWELL

"He has said everything that needs to be said about it and it's obvious to anybody that has seen Troy Buswell that he's extremely remorseful about it and he's changed his behaviour," Dr Nelson said.

He's sticking to bicycle seats from now on. And he'll only sniff 'em when they're parked. Maybe chew on a Tampax occasionally if the mood's right.

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