Thursday 17 April 2008

THIS T-SHIRT KILLS CHILDREN

“ ... Eva Cox from the Women's Electoral Lobby said the T-shirts' content spoke for itself. She said: "They're tasteless, crappy, crass and stupid and if people want to be seen as tasteless, crappy, crass and stupid, they'll wear the shirts. "It's vulgar and nasty and encourages people to be rude and revolting. Who the hell wants to wear T-shirts like that?"

The Diana T-shirt, which has been superimposed on to the bodies of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip in advertising on the site, was also criticised by monarchist Professor David Flint.

"It's a pity we breach society's standards just to get a sale. It's not right to be cruel to people who obviously can't defend themselves," he said.”

Some T-Shirts I’d like to see ...

The Terri Irwin – “HE’S DEAD – I’M RICH. BLOW ME”

The Heath Ledger – “BEST SLEEPING PILLS EVER”

The Dick Cheney –
“LIVE! NUDE! GIRLS!”

The Baby Bump – “HELP! NEED CASH FOR ABORTION”

The Sorry Shirt – “TO ALL THE ALBINO INDIGENOUS DOWN-SYNDROME QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE GAY MUSLIM DWARVES I’VE OPPRESSED, I’M SORRY”

The
Westboro Baptist Church – “GOD HATES BUNDLES OF STICKS”

The Afflicted – “YOU’RE NOT “SPECIAL”, YOU’RE RETARDED”

The Anorexic – “I HAD TO VOMIT 500 TIMES BEFORE I COULD FIT INTO THIS T-SHIRT”

The Family Values – “DADDY SAYS WE HAVE A SPECIAL LOVE BUT I CAN’T TELL MUMMY”

The
Papal Visit - "TRANSUBSTANTIATION SCHEDULED FOR TEATIME - BYO PLATE"

2 comments:

Terry Wright said...

What about an Andrew Bolt T-shirt.

"I'M STILL STUPID"

Ross Sharp said...

Or, perhaps, one could superimpose his face onto a picture of an erect penis with the legend "Hard Man Of The Right"